by Autistic arcade December 3, 2019

When you're getting a hand job and a wax job at the same time. Make sure it's from one of the cute asians, not the fugly one
by deejaay_cs October 21, 2017

To be proven wrong, in a sense or embarrassment or not; to be so sure that you're right and everyone else is wrong, and it turns out you're wrong.
Person 1: The space landing is a myth.
Person 2: No it's not you dumbass, why do you think they have NASA, a whole organisation dedicated to astronautics.
Person 1: Shut up, it's a fake.
Person 2: *Gives loads of evidence to prove it's real*
Teacher: Yeah, it's real.
Head of NASA: It's not made up, ya' stupid kid.
Person 1:.... Ripped.
Person 2: No it's not you dumbass, why do you think they have NASA, a whole organisation dedicated to astronautics.
Person 1: Shut up, it's a fake.
Person 2: *Gives loads of evidence to prove it's real*
Teacher: Yeah, it's real.
Head of NASA: It's not made up, ya' stupid kid.
Person 1:.... Ripped.
by Lloydo March 6, 2007

Are you tired of the current insults present in the dictionary? Do you wish there were more specific but also kinda broad ways to insult poeple? Well good jolly i have an insult for you! rip is a word thats used to describe someone extremely unoriginal and average. The middle-man of every situation. If its the expected average, hes a rip. He conforms to 99% of the population. Nothing unique about him.
"Hey man you wanna go to that party tonight? "
"Nah man its full of rips"
;
"Yo man do you want a ciggarette?"
"What do you think i am, a rip?"
"Nah man its full of rips"
;
"Yo man do you want a ciggarette?"
"What do you think i am, a rip?"
by FryMan9000 September 8, 2023

by Sudanz Savior88 August 6, 2019

"both of us ended up with our bollocks and todgers trapped, it was a proper Rip Van Winkle Festival!"
by hackneydale November 17, 2015

This is when you are poor because you live in a city like Detroit Michigan the United States of America in present time where you can’t come up and get rich legitimately no matter what you do. Well if you was anywhere else like New York or California you would make it big and be the riches and most famous person ever. Maybe even president of the United States or King or be in the best movies or songs ever. And no way to move out or leave this city which was once promising back in the day in the 80s or so.
This cursed rip off life will be the end of me. Why I wasn’t born in Hollywood ? My dream of Japan. Where I shine like the brightest star
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 13, 2022
