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Penis hood

Did you hear nick has a penis hood?!!
by Gl1zzy g0bblAh July 31, 2020
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hard penis

When a penis is fully erect and feels realy hard like a plank of wood.
Renee- "OMG Theo you have an extremely big hard penis! it feels so amazing inside me" ☺
by Likeabossbitch May 13, 2016
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the penis game

A game played by teenagers when either bored or desperate for attention. The game is played with two or more people. It starts out with someone whispering the word, "Penis," and it keeps getting louder from there until the word is being shouted.
Never play the penis game in a church.
by LAM April 7, 2005
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penis raider

Someone who cuts the penis from the balls and keeps it in a Asda bag and keeps it for safe keeping.

Legend says that at 9:30am in the morning a ritual happens where the Penis Raider sticks all the penises he raided last night up his rectum.
Ashley Hunter snuck into Adam Szlamps room and cut the penis from the ballsack
by Peter Simmons February 1, 2005
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Penis wipe

A synthesised fabric coated with a layer of Aloa Vera which obsourbs the licquid coming out a males penis.
Daymm girl i needa PENIS WIPE!!.
by Alexa and Aisha August 1, 2009
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Man Penis

If you don't shut the fuck up you will experience the wrath of my man penis.
by JizzleAyyKizzleAyy October 25, 2008
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penis poop

when you wait a while and cum, but the cum comes back in and freezes up like glue. after you cum or piss it makes the trail larger. when it does come out the chunky substance slowly and painfully exits you're penis.
hey mark, where where you last night. i was purging penis poop, it made me bleed like a 12 year old girl!
by nick err April 21, 2020
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