penis muncher

a male or female that likes to have penis in their mouth very often

"at least I'm not a penis muncher!"

by curryapple November 20, 2011

penis destroyer

a girl who is chased by guys, and rejects them completly

or a girl who has hardcore sex and completly destroys the guys penis

hilda:"omg liz your such a penis destroyer"

liz: "i know we were like complete horndogs

by homeskillet 1 December 13, 2008

hard penis

When a penis is fully erect and feels realy hard like a plank of wood.

Renee- "OMG Theo you have an extremely big hard penis! it feels so amazing inside me" ☺

by Likeabossbitch May 14, 2016

the penis game

A game played by teenagers when either bored or desperate for attention. The game is played with two or more people. It starts out with someone whispering the word, "Penis," and it keeps getting louder from there until the word is being shouted.

Never play the penis game in a church.

by LAM April 07, 2005

penis raider

Someone who cuts the penis from the balls and keeps it in a Asda bag and keeps it for safe keeping.

Legend says that at 9:30am in the morning a ritual happens where the Penis Raider sticks all the penises he raided last night up his rectum.

Ashley Hunter snuck into Adam Szlamps room and cut the penis from the ballsack

by Peter Simmons February 01, 2005

Penis wipe

A synthesised fabric coated with a layer of Aloa Vera which obsourbs the licquid coming out a males penis.

Daymm girl i needa PENIS WIPE!!.

by Alexa and Aisha August 01, 2009

Man Penis

The manliest penis.

If you don't shut the fuck up you will experience the wrath of my man penis.

by JizzleAyyKizzleAyy September 10, 2008