I need to do wee wee

When a toddler needs to pee.

I need to do wee wee!

by xdr5t3evq3q October 7, 2023

crack needles

A neologism formed by accidentally conflating "crack pipes "with "heroin needles" to form a portmanteau of urban detritus. "Crack needles," a term that may include either type of referenced drug paraphernalia, are often found littering vacant lots, alleyways, or abandoned buildings in the less illustrious, seedy districts of America's disinvested and depopulated inner cities. The lack of specificity about which drug may be semantically valuable in helping cover multiple societal eras of drug addiction, or it may just make the utterer of the term sound like a damn fool.

"They had, like, the most AMAZING cocktails at this bar, right? But the neighborhood is, like, super sketch. Like, we couldn't find parking out front, so we had to walk half a block, and there were, like, crack needles in the alley, and stuff. And this homeless person asked us for change out front." - Karen, probably, who normally only comes into the city for sporting events or anything with valet parking

by zorsnacks October 9, 2023

Lazy Needy

When a man has a wank and fills his belly button up with jizz, then leaves it to go crusty.

Hey boss, sorry im late for work. Last night i did a lazy Needy, i spent halfa this morning picking out the crusties.

by THC BOM October 17, 2023

Beer needs a beer

Beer needs a beer is a good song! It's like a beer drinking a beer to a six pack of beers!

A Beer needs a Beer!

Beer: Grab a beer!

*Grab a beer and drinks it!

*Grabs a six pack of beer!

by HawaiianPunch1 December 19, 2023

leo/need

a band in the game project sekai colorful stage feat hatsune miku formed by four childhood friends, ichika hoshino, (huge miku fan) saki tenma, (basically the game's golden retriever girl) honami mochizuki, (apple pie enthusiast) and shiho hinomori. (acts cold but is actually very fond of cute things and canonically plays a tamagotchi-like game) thhey are all poly methinks

leo/need is low-key slept on

by literally mizuki akiyama January 31, 2024

nigga needs to restart

when a nigga has musty crusty ass hair

this nigga needs to restart. he got “ahhh dreads”

“temu ahh dreads” “social distancing ahh dreads” “stick drift ahhh dreads”

by niggalations113 February 2, 2024

I NEED to kms.

Unlike it is often used, this specific form is actually means good. When using this, you are expressing that you are so overjoyed that you don't know how to handle your emotions.

This artpiece is so good, I NEED to kms.

by stealballsrun November 14, 2023