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The prime of the internet, and a catalyst for eliteness and knowledge. Feared by many, abused by some, respected by all. Unrivalled in verbal engagement, and unbeatable in the same respect. Truly the cream of modern day ownage. See elite, leet, ownage, pimp.
This do0d from NM totally destroyed my pathetic ass on eplanet last night, while completely obliterating me verbally !
by www.net-machines.com May 28, 2003
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Captain Machine

a bozo who has the IQ of a peanut and cant seal the deal.
He thinks hes a good wrestler but in the end hes just a lame ass bum who took steriods to win. Captain Stretchy is the real champ. I am not Captain Stretchy
Hey you just killed a cute kitty. Good one Captain Machine!
by Captain Midget May 03, 2006
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Gumball Machine

A machine that dispenses gumballs for a small fee (usually 25 cents). You put a coin into the coin slot, turn the crank, and a gumball comes out of the chute.
Dude, I got a gumball from that sweet gumball machine around town!
by applejoe June 25, 2020
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Natural machine word

The address size in the target architecture you compile your C program for, it used to be unsigned int all the time everywhere, now it’s unsigned long as of the amd64 aka x86-64 until we get 128-bit computers then all bets will be off in the LINUX KERNEL HELLSYUAH, but really it’s a size_t from stddef.h and oh shit dawg, that acid is starting to kick in and I feel funny
x86 has a natural machine word size of 32, and x86-64 has unsigned ints with a size of 32 (wtf?)
by Bad C dev November 09, 2024
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pizza machine

brodeen lmk when pizza machine comes
by Bobby4Gov January 06, 2024
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jiga-jiga machine

a common colloquialism for an impact wrench. An onomatopoeia, derived from the sound that pneumatically powered impact wrenches make when a sufficient rotational resistance is met, triggering the whirring and clicking (jiga-jiga) sound of the internal hammering mechanism.
In order to take the wheels off of my car, I got out my trustworthy jiga-jiga machine.
by draco_mask March 08, 2024
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Perjury Machine

A$AP Relli; a person who continuously perjurers themselves while testifying in court
Relli is the ‘perjury machine’” - Joe Tacopina (A$AP Rocky trial)
by luigi mangione’s wife February 14, 2025
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