ditch jockey

A real jerk. Someone so vile no one would help rescue out of a flooded ditch... just leave and let it ride.

That pain in the arse can stay in jail for a couple of weeks... I'm not bailing that ditch jockey out.

by DONDOWOLFE January 17, 2017

semen jockey

Someone who enjoys the taste of the salty substance

Carol has been a real semen jockey lately

Andy is a huge semen jockey

by Hernan Hernandez February 8, 2017

The Joker

When you go down on a chick on her period well after she holds you back and tells you to stop, that's when you look at her with blood on your face and say, "let's put a smile on that face!!!!", then proceed to continue.

"Oh my god he gave me the Joker last night"
-"well sometimes heroes don't wear capes Samantha"

by Blanches April 1, 2017

tornado jockey

A political struggle between multiple individuals in a family or organization, especially a struggle for the position of boss or underboss in a mafia family.

If you're somewhat of an outsider, and your family is in the middle of a tornado jockey, please stay out of it if you don't want a bigger scandal

by Sexydimma April 1, 2017

beep jockey

problem solver; programmer; button/keyboard pusher with programming instincts that reboot electronic instrumentation into successful operation without a manual.

Thank goodness we found a beep jockey who could dicern the programming responses from our late model electronic & audio clock.

by hotly pursuit May 27, 2017

Nob jockey

Derogatory term for Somone who constantly wants dick

Heather, oh yeah she is a complete nob jockey

by Jake p the snake May 14, 2017

hum jacker

n. Someone who hi-jacks your hum half way through

First individual: hum hum hu-
Second individual: hum hum hum
First individual: You are such a hum jacker!

by Trent Naidu June 13, 2017