When your fucking two girls and take a shit in between one of their tits, cum on it, piss on it, and then the other girl eats it.
by globglogabgalab21 June 9, 2019
Get the New Jersey Hot Dogmug. Jersey lady: Subcategory of the Jersey girl. Basically, a Jersey girl from West Long Branch, Rumson, or other New Jersey towns that consider themselves more upper-middle or upper-class than some of the grittier subdefinitions of the term "Jersey girl" would allow for, at least in the minds of the non-Jerseyite who is not familiar with all the nuances of Jerseydom. Alternatively, a woman who otherwise fits the definition of 'Jersey girl' (regardless of her town of residence) but considers the term "girl" applied to an adult woman to be sexist and therefore offensive.
"A Jersey girl got more sass; a Jersey lady got more class; but they both got plenty o' both when the chips really start hittin' the fan."
by DanOShanter May 29, 2015
Get the Jersey ladymug. by JIVETURKEY504 October 2, 2012
Get the Jersey Birthmarkmug. by jayden stephenson February 2, 2018
Get the jerseymug. A hard single punch/K-O usually done by a probate or a prospect. Name is from An infamous 1% sons murderous left hook shot. Newbys in some clubs made this shot a rule.
by Loki5150 July 31, 2020
Get the Jersey Tiltmug. When your girl is being crowded by a bunch of dudes at a party, and you proceed to pee on her, marking your territory, ensuring no one tries to talk to her again due to the piss aroma that presides on her lower body. (Exception to upper body if you have a strong stream)
Mike: “dude what’s that smell, did someone pee in here?”
Devon: “Jake just Gave Hailey a New Jersey fire hydrant.”
Mike: “haha what?”
Devon: “Yeah dude just pissed on her in front of everyone to ensure his territory.”
Mike: “haha sick”
Devon: “Jake just Gave Hailey a New Jersey fire hydrant.”
Mike: “haha what?”
Devon: “Yeah dude just pissed on her in front of everyone to ensure his territory.”
Mike: “haha sick”
by Meatlocker boys May 31, 2018
Get the New Jersey Fire Hydrantmug. 