When a girl wants to act like she's down, but hasn't decided she's going to "give it up", she will dry jerk (fondle a man's dick, balls, or asshole) to prolong the decision of intercourse.
by Lordofthefrat August 10, 2016
by Mitchie Pants June 17, 2011
Jerk jousting is when you and a friend with a penis take off all your clothes and get an erection and run at each other until your penis' clash.
by MrSyde December 18, 2019
Go to cnn.com and we will provide you the link to Google. You've just been a victim of link jerking.
by Strausy November 12, 2009
“Jerking off on a pile of sand” is a metaphor used to describe the poor planning and execution of the withdrawal from Afghanistan under Joe Biden‘s administration. Not only leaving US military equipment and creating civil unrest in already unstable country, and then after all that they don’t even trying to help civilians find refuge in neighboring country’s. Although Afghanistan is an Islamic Republic, someone argue it’s more of a dictatorship.
Tim “Hey Bill did you see the news”
Bill “Yeah man”
Tim “jerking off on a pile of sand”
Bill “Well shit, we could go there and get a blackhawk helicopter with a 50% discount”
Tim “I Already booked tickets”
Bill “Yeah man”
Tim “jerking off on a pile of sand”
Bill “Well shit, we could go there and get a blackhawk helicopter with a 50% discount”
Tim “I Already booked tickets”
by Big man 1776 October 16, 2022
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An underground sexual activity invented by Julien Silvas. Participants hold hands in a circle, while the leader of the group strips off their clothes, stands in the middle, and screams “IM A BABY BALLERINA” maniacally while doing naked ballet and swinging their genitalia around.
“i’ll jerk your circle”
“go away i’m not into jerking a circle”
“IM A BABY BALLERINA AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
“go away i’m not into jerking a circle”
“IM A BABY BALLERINA AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
by pushingveronica February 7, 2019