Newark aint the most dangerous city so wat the fuck is u talkin' bout.New Jersey is a shithole and waste of space wit the the most ugly people.New Jersey can't even take on rhode island.
by none ya March 9, 2005
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by MinusMan March 9, 2009
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a Italian female guido from the state New Jersey street black hair usually extensions, sexy ass outfits, fake tan, horrible accent, usually obsessed with Philadelphia sports yet they can't tell you the quarterbacks name of the eagles. Freak in the sheets drink slut at the bar, hangs with you until your bank account says 0, then they move on
you my boi said stay away from those New Jersey Hot girls when you go to college this year, they'll screw you over bro
by joey77wvu January 29, 2009
Get the New Jersey Hot mug.I've lived in new jersey my whole life and people are giving it more credit then it deserves. new jersey is one of the most smartest states? yeah that can be true based on where you live. but if you go more down like central(yes it is real) and south you'll find people are stupid. we are rude, loud, ignorant, and yes we will tell you off. if we bump into you we will say sorry give you a dirty look and think they really should watch were they were going. we don't pump our gas we have people do it for us. most of the people that live here are ITALIAN but don't get us mixed up with the jersey shore, most of them live in new york. we don't pump our fist, unless were punching you. we move fast here, we are NOT like people down south who move like turtles. you will notice that we are impatient. we will say "fuck & yo" a lot. we say yeah instead of yes. we have a "edumaction" not an education. we have the MOST EXPENSIVE drivers insurance. there is more people here then the state can fit. WE NEVER SAY NEW JOISEY! we are clearly from new JERSEY. but don't get us wrong we do say cowfee and twalk.
someone from north carolina: where are you from
new jersey person: new jersey
someone from north carolina: i can tell, you want everything at a fast passe.
new jersey person: new jersey
someone from north carolina: i can tell, you want everything at a fast passe.
by lolli pop kid December 26, 2010
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by blaaades November 29, 2010
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Get the New Jersey mug.a) In the world of IT, to cause more harm than good to a pressing issue, thus forcing coworkers to pick up your slack and resolve what you're clearly incapable of.
b) Fucking up something so bad that it causes an end user's day, mood, and possibly life to be reduced to ruin.
c) A genie.
b) Fucking up something so bad that it causes an end user's day, mood, and possibly life to be reduced to ruin.
c) A genie.
1) Man, you really Jerdined that guy's Blackberry.
2) "We got a regular Jerdine here."
3) HARUMPH, COUGH, HMMMMPH, hmmph.
2) "We got a regular Jerdine here."
3) HARUMPH, COUGH, HMMMMPH, hmmph.
by Heathcliff Huxtable January 18, 2008
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