Jake Shirleying

the act of hanging from ones ankles and masturbating until completion

Last night my girlfriend couldnt come over, so i ended up jake shirleying for 35 minutes.

by Bryton quermo October 16, 2021

The Jake Effect

When you think your liked by everyone but they all secretly hate you and think you're annoying.

That kid is so annoying, and he thinks I like him, he's got The Jake Effect

by Jake Oxley May 26, 2017

Jake and Abby

Two people who should be together forever.

Jake and Abby should be together forever.

by iloveyouforrealmydragon February 28, 2019

Jake Errante

If his name is Jake he's got the cake

woah look at his cake
That's Jake Errante

by the puff puff wizard February 08, 2022

Jake Pauler

The reason why humanity is not a space faring civilization yet, Jake Paulers are fans of Jake Paul, the egotistical dumbass who has an ego larger than earth but a braincell count of 2. His fans are no different, being 6 to 12 and mostly retarded, thus making the media shit on teenagers when not all of us are like this.

Jake pauler:OMG I love its every day bro it's so lit lololxd

Normal human with a decent braincell count: Fuck off you dumbass

by Anti feminism November 14, 2019

Jake Pauler

A group of people trying to be part of a movement

A jake pauler is a person that wants to be part of a movement

by Rebelliongirl December 05, 2017

Jake Bundy

An absolute cock head. Someone who has no respect for women, calls everyone fat, and thinks hes a pro hacker. He will tell you your father molested you repeatedly, and will stick up for pedophiles. If you ever get called a ''Jake Bundy'' you should probably consider ending your life.

''Dude you're being such a dickhead, I should call you a Jake Bundy''

by Anon101000011110101 June 14, 2017