shit capades

Taking a really disgusting dump in at someone else's house or in a public place.

"I just destroyed that bathroom."
"Shit capades are so much fun."

by ShiftyNevada March 20, 2013

Crim shit

Slang for any type of criminal activity. Originated in Australia and New Zealand.

Examples of crim shit may include punching someone in the face or feeding a seagull panadol so it explodes etc etc

"Hey Josh, what do you want to do tonight?"
"Oh hey Yung G, really feel like getting up to some crim shit tonight aye"

by RoganG February 08, 2018

Shit cuff

The act of accidentally getting faecal matter on ones shirt cuff during the process of wiping.

Oh fuck, I have a meeting in 10 mins and have just given myself a shit cuff. Does anyone have a spare shirt?

by Mr Underhill September 20, 2013

Shit in a sock

Someone who has their shit together.

She has really got her shit in a sock.

by Solid Jackson March 10, 2015

Kicking the shit

Sitting back, relaxing without a care in the world...even disregarding what situation you're currently in (Even if its serious). A way of being careless while relaxing

Teen: Yo, whats up
Teen 2: Just kicking the shit
Teen: Even when we have finals tomorrow!?

by Real World June 02, 2014

Shit Divingboard

When hovering over a nasty toilet the poop bounces off your balls before splashing into the toilet

My girl said my balls taste like a shit divingboard

by Asshole110 October 30, 2019

Shit Moths

The shit moth starts it’s shitty life as a shit larva which grows into a shitapiller, and most commonly leads to a pandemic of shitapillers, you can try to exterminate them but in most cases you’ll fail, thus leaving you with shit moths.

Randy: “What are you doing Mr. Lahey?”

Mr.lahey: (Drunkenly) “Shit Moths Randy.”

Randy: “Shit moths?”

Mr. Lahey: (Drunkenly) “Shit Moths.”

by Jim lahey69 March 31, 2021