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Barbecue hipster

Bearded and/or flanelwearing wanna be trailblazers. They want to be different from the general population so they set themselves apart by cooking over open fire and using special woodtype chips to get that "smokey flavour." They might be really good at it or tremendously bad.

They feel that by doing this, they are showing that they are more in tune with their inner hunter gatherer. It is their only interesting personality trait.

Appearance: flannels with rolled up sleeves, in their 20s-40s, beards, tree or mountain tattoos, can't cook anything other than proteins, might wear a beanie.
"I just saw Eric the other day, he dresses like such a barbecue hipster."

"Hahaha yeah, doubt that guy has ever touched a grill in his life though."

post modern hipster 

A tobacco using, meat eating, fixed gear rider with tattoos who delivers food all over town and wears a hip pouch every day regardless of the occasion.
Post modern hipsters are so anti conformity
post modern hipster by Surlkone August 10, 2016

I Am First Hipster Jiggy Nigga Who Had Sexual Intercourse A Male Who Smacks No Nut Sacks 

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I Am First Hipster Jiggy Nigga Who Had Sexual Intercourse A Male Who Smacks No Nut Sacks