foot

a weird animal looking blob attached to you for the rest of your days

dude: stop being such a FOOT.
bro: (._.)

by sociallyawkwardsandwhich November 1, 2017

foot milk

that momment when your foot starts producing milk thats changing into cheese

bob: i got a case of a foot milk
James: cool bro my foot got deformed yesterday

by JIMMYLABO October 25, 2019

foot erection

The feeling when your foot becomes temporarily hard because you're a lazy prick who just sits in bed all day.

"Whenever I have a foot erection, it makes me hard to wiggle my toes."

by swag9000 January 29, 2023

Wet-Footed

When you walk into a bathroom to use the toilet and you step in someone's pee puddle.

"Dude, it was SO SICK!! I got wet-footed at the wedding last night!"

by enjoizzz March 15, 2009

one foot on the bridge

Meaning that a person is so stressed out they're even considering jumping off a bridge.
For stressed out students or workers (mainly made for college students, especially around finals time).
Not meant to be taken seriously!!! IT IS A JOKE.

"Hey Roxanne, you okay? "
Roxanne: "Nah man, it's finals week. Between this and work, I've already got one foot on the bridge.."

by Bb용 January 12, 2017

foot daddy

the master of the foot slave

The uncle is a foot daddy

by Ultra boi February 19, 2018

my foot fell asleep

It’s when your foot gets pins and needles, or any part of your body! But when it gets pins and needles, you are just rephrasing “pins and needles”

Ex:
*martha has had her foot under her thigh folded for a while*
Martha: that was a good movie!

*marthat stands up*
Martha: ow my foot fell asleep!

by Jdhdjsjbdhejrbrhjebev November 18, 2020