Feminist

A frumpy dyke, usually with hair that is dyed to an unnatural color such as blue or pink and occasionally green

Did you see the feminist protest of the new ad to get yourself checked for prostate cancer

by Mr97 March 9, 2023

Feminist

A frumpy dyke

"All these years, I thought (feminist) meant 'Frumpy Dyke'" - Dave Chappele

by GallionStalleon March 10, 2023

Feminism

A feel-good ideology that without any evidence asserts that men and women are equal and anybody who disagrees with it are automatically sexists. Exactly like religion, that without any evidence asserts god exists and anybody who disagrees with it are automatically demonic.

Feminism is for ugly women, like socialism is for lazy men.

by I_wake_up_the_masses March 14, 2023

Feminism

Definition: Feminism means hating men at all times for all reasons.

Another Definition: someone who doesn’t get laid

To be a man hater: you are a Feminist.

Me: I really hated that bitch.

You: Yeah I don’t know why she has her panties in a bunch she’s probably a feminist.

Feminism

by BigDawgAndyT March 14, 2023

feminism card

Gets the benefits of a female and a male by not being harassed by feminist.

You can’t do anything to me i have the feminism card i’m untouchable you can’t cancel me.

by SoapK April 11, 2023

Feinting Ignorance

What you're doing... AND what I'M doing! GET IT!? It's a play on words! By shifting the context of the word IGNORANCE I make it so that I'M doing the same thing YOU'RE doing! Did you get it? Remember when I said that? Did you get it? Before I explained it, I mean.

Hym "Right. So, feinting ignorance is where you act as though you are unaware of information of which you are fully aware. But forms of bigotry such as sexism and racism and ablism are ALSO considered ignorance. So you could say that we are BOTH feinting ignorance, right? It's funny. Now, I now you're thinking 'You aren't really doing that! You're just saying to get away with it. You're ignorance is real.' And to that I say: YOU DON'T CARE! You don't give a single fuck about it. You just don't like the things I've said. AND I DON'T ANSWER TO YOU! You aren't an authority to which I can be held accountable. You're likely some piss-ant parent who's butt-hurt I said I don't care about you kids. Or are someone who doesn't like the idea of me not being worse than you. But it's funny right? Now that I explained it. It's kind of funny.... I'm one of the greatest comedy writers of all time, by the way. So... Yeah. That is all."

by Hym Iam April 26, 2023

Feminism

A retarded idea that has yet to work...

Some Dumb Feminist: "I support Feminism, women have rights!"
Well-Educated Person: "HA! Name them."

by A Stupid Teen. May 4, 2023