Referencing the volcano "el teide".
When you take a bracelet made out of volcanic rocks from tenerife, put it in a girls asshole like anal beads and feeding her laxitives. After some time when you pull out the beads an eruption of diarrhea happens.
When you take a bracelet made out of volcanic rocks from tenerife, put it in a girls asshole like anal beads and feeding her laxitives. After some time when you pull out the beads an eruption of diarrhea happens.
- Yesterday i pulled an "el teide" on Ashley
~ Really? No way!
- Yes, there was shit all over the bed
~ Really? No way!
- Yes, there was shit all over the bed
by Bobo jr. November 28, 2024
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El is my everything.
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Psalm 90 : 1-2
"Lord, you have been our dwelling place in all generations. Before the mountains were brought forth, or ever you had formed the earth and the world, even from everlasting to everlasting, you are God".
Psalm 90 : 1-2
"Lord, you have been our dwelling place in all generations. Before the mountains were brought forth, or ever you had formed the earth and the world, even from everlasting to everlasting, you are God".
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Dr. ███ told O5 ██ that she is an upcoming new aggressive scp that is a risk to everyone and must be contained immediately.
O5 ██ stated that she has already injured over thousands across the lands and could cause a panic all over the world.
She hoards cats since she's a cat lover.
- Dr. ████████
Dr. ███ told O5 ██ that she is an upcoming new aggressive scp that is a risk to everyone and must be contained immediately.
O5 ██ stated that she has already injured over thousands across the lands and could cause a panic all over the world.
She hoards cats since she's a cat lover.
- Dr. ████████
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