"I was sittin there in pizza hut and I looked down at my churros and thought to myself "DAamN Ii'll bE CHoKen oN tHaT sHit lOooKEn dRY aS HeLL"
by followmeontwitter@hobiversxd September 27, 2018

she is a stupid bitch who steals money, takes your own car, flirts with your men, and in general is a dirty cunt.
"Today was such a bad day i just had to ask why your mother sucks my asshole dry."
"I'm sorry, dude. She's a dirty cunt."
"I'm sorry, dude. She's a dirty cunt."
by cuntsrus October 9, 2008

When you cry so hard that your tear ducts dry up and you become extremely down because there is no longer any purpose to cry about not doing a certain task.
by Smody Cirtster August 25, 2011

when a man who drinks too much diet pepsi, who cant kiss, shoves his tongue down your throat and leaves a rash on your face from his stubble
by fortatkinsonknowitall April 15, 2007

The scientific name of a mexican which is thought to be racists but really isn't because it is true.
i hired a lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant to give my child a piggy back ride.
by beanwrangler December 11, 2011

Cop: where’d the car go? I can’t see it. He’s doing dry cleaning. Huh? To do counter surveillance If someone is watching you when you’re driving. Taking evasive actions.
by B-rizzle July 5, 2025

When she(or he) attempts to deep throat but has severe cotton mouth or inadequate amounts of saliva and things don't go very well.
by PlayswithRope December 20, 2019
