Quivering Beef Curtains

When a woman's vagina looks like an open face roast beef sandwich having a seizure while she is twerking.

Did you see Shafawnduh out on the dance floor twerking? All I could focus on was her quivering beef curtains!! Gross.

by Supafly&JiggaBoo April 23, 2017

Moldy meat curtains

Old pussy been torn up

That old lady had moldy meat curtains

by Moldy meat curtains November 26, 2017

McKayla Lee Curtis

a dumb ass but nice person, always makes you laugh no matter what. A great best-friend but is rude to her best-friends. She loves amauri and is a r a t

McKayla Lee Curtis is a great best-friend

Person 1: your besties with mckayla

person 2: yes im so lucky

by illumiatea October 17, 2019

geneva double curtain

Closely related to the Cleveland Hot Pocket, a Geneva Double Curtain involves splitting the canopy and enjoying the fruit clear of the surrounding fluff.

I used a Geneva Double Curtain because it was getting wet and humid down there.

by E.L. Wisty February 8, 2022

Catching A Curtie

When you sneak a nap in while on shift

Guy 1 “Hey, where’s Jerry?”
Guy 2 “I think he’s out behind the silos catching a curtie”

by Baby giant March 3, 2022

Patrick Sodapop Curtis

Sodapop is the middle child of the Curtis'. Is in the book" The Outsiders" by S.E. Hinton. He's sweet, loving, and carefree. He's so cute too. Very cute. I mean, have you SEEN the man. He's amazing. He's is so fine. We all love Sodapop

"Patrick Sodapop Curtis is the best greaser. You can't change my mind. He's so cute."

by Kai10101010101010101 September 25, 2022

Pennsylvania Dutch Shower Curtain

A sex act between at least one male and another partner. The male sneaks up behind a closed shower curtain while the other is in the active act of showering. The male then grabs the person in shower wrapping the shower curtain around there wet naked body. The penis is shoved against the curtain to insert into the person in the shower. The curtain acts as a semen barrier from this point on. This act should continue until climax or until the water starts turning cold.

Babe I'm too tired to do the Pennsylvania Dutch Shower Curtain. Can we do the Pennsylvania Dutch Breakfast instead?

by GermanPizzaEater January 9, 2023