crotch hockey

sex, it literally means sex

person 1: hey girl do you want to play some crotch hockey
person 2: what the fuck are you talking about

person 1: i mean sex
person 2: for sure

by phennotven January 17, 2023

crotch thunderbird

A reverse teabag in which the teabag-ee jumps into the teabag and slaps the taint

While on my date, I tried to teabag her and she gave me a crotch thunderbird.

by GooseGrim September 4, 2022

pancake crotch

A slang used to describe a small male anatomy, similar to the appearance of the crotch area of a Ken doll.

Gord: Who's that guy over there?

Kate: Oh...don't bother with him, he has a pancake crotch.

by laddie85 April 20, 2010

Crotch Rocket

A small street bike

I almost died tryna ride that Crotch Rocket

by TheDankestOfMemeDealers2.0 June 13, 2018

crotch waffles

herpes; or kids who camp in call of duty 4

I hate crotch waffles on the xbox.

by lupert2869 April 13, 2009

crotch mullet

Business in the front (penis / vagina)

Party at the back (anus)

When your backside is hairier than your penis / vagina

1: Mate, I went down on this chick and she had a full on crotch mullet!

2: Dude. she could have at least shaved her ass! that's rank!

by lollerfishy June 22, 2011

crotch plunger

Tampon.

Simon: Eww, Tilly, I saw your crotch plungers in the rubbish bin.

by JohnnyTheAmazing March 31, 2009