Cold As Jack Frost

When something is extremely cold. Like, cold as Jack Frost.

Zack: It's cold here isn't it?
Arman: Yeah, Cold As Jack Frost

by ArmanFroster February 20, 2022

cold sore curtain

A large mustache.

“Sam Elliot sure has a wicked cold sore curtain.”

by Timothy McHeyyy April 12, 2022

cold meatloaf sandwich

When you dream pie a girl the night before and you wake up the next morning and eat her out and you taste your jizz.

Hey bros... I enjoyed a nice cold meatloaf sandwich today.

by Gymiscool January 1, 2019

ice cold queer

Noun. Slang. Gay alcoholic’s favorite drink. Instead of an ice cold beer.

Gay guy: bartender! Hand me that ice cold queer! The what?! The ice cold queer! It’s a gays favorite drink instead of ice cold beer!

by B-rizzle June 21, 2019

Cold Cock's Law

Cold Cock's Law is the law that whenever a phrase is vague yet simple enough while not having a well established definition, every single so-called comedian on Urban Dictionary will make up their own definition of it, all of which will be different.

There are like 90 definitions of "Cold Cock" on Urban Dictionary and literally every single one of them is different. That's Cold Cock's Law.

by Whistle Dude January 11, 2022

ass-bitingly cold

the state at which it is so cold, all you want to do is curse at everything around you.

Sam: come all the way to my house
Ryan: dude, im not going that far, its fuckin 30 degrees out.
Sam: 33 degrees.
Ryan: either way, it is ass-bitingly cold.

15 minutes later

Ryan: Shit! Fuck! Balls! its fuckin cold!
Sam: Its so cold, I dont think I could find my balls with a flashlight.
Ryan: Bite my ass.

by inkstee January 4, 2008

stone cold cote

The guy who will always love his ßæ

Have you ever had a guy like stone cold cote

by Breh boy February 16, 2017