Pain and stiffness in the jaw muscles resulting from aggressively eating pussy for long periods of time. Acute crotch jaw follows which results in the jaw becoming temporarily misaligned due to muscle inflammation. Symptoms usually subside within 4 to 24 hours without medical treatment, depending on the severity of the condition and how hard you cleaned the canoe.
"I literally had to push my fucking chin back into place from the crotch jaw I got going down on that bitch. Jesus Christ."
by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019
Get the crotch jawmug. Taking a temperture with your penis. When you need to take the temperture of a wet warm cavity and a rectal thermometer just wont do.
My Girl said she had a fever and the shits real hard....so I said here use my crotch thermometer it make you feel better
by Ghetto-Jedi February 20, 2009
Get the Crotch Thermometermug. by Crannet March 12, 2019
Get the Crotch-mongrelmug. When a male inserts his penis into a females asshole and screams "Crotch Rocket " and masturbates on the females back.
by HyperionYT July 13, 2015
Get the Crotch Rocketmug. In stark contrast to the old saying "head-over-heels", it's when you fall lustfully for someone at first sight.
Shanice wore her blouse open at work yesterday and totally had me hand-over-crotch. Had to crank one out in the bathroom during break
by bredsheeran81 October 25, 2024
Get the hand-over-crotchmug. A chess opening (usually as a reaction to e4-...) whereby the black player starts pissing their pants as to confuse their opponent and force him/her into resignation.
by Trollololololololololo July 30, 2024
Get the wet crotch defensemug. The explicit sucking of thy dick and lighting pubic hairs on fire, in hailing the smoke while sucking
by niggernuts1969fortnitenigger April 19, 2022
Get the Fire Crotchmug.