Baltimore Black Beans

first you must let the liquid shit flow into the vessel then your sexual partner will spread their tiny rabbit dropping in the home thrown or bowl of any kind then together like ravenous hogs devour you shit stew. to increase the difficulty you may use a minuscule eating utensil or chopsticks.

hey , babe , would you ever want to try Baltimore black beans with me

by Lar1c August 17, 2024

Can of beans simulator

When a video game has either

1: a hunger/thirst mechanic with scarce food sources

2: common items (e.g., ammunition, medical supplies) that are hard to obtain

Person 1: "hey man I'm all out of bandages can you spare one?"

Person 2: "I would if I could but this game's literally can of beans simulator"

by Shredded_cheese September 17, 2023

On the beans

In a unconscious state of mind.

“Thats what they all say till they on the beans”

by Benji fladski October 2, 2023

pork and beans

Sarcastic term for a corpulent dude who breaks wind frequently.

Da rotund Benny Franklin would be a good candidate for a "pork and beans" example, especially since he actually wrote da infamous "Fart Proudly" essay.

by QuacksO November 7, 2023

Spilled the beans

Spilled the beans means when you tell something you're not supposed to.

He spilled the beans on why the famous artifact went missing.

by polikujm December 25, 2023

Bryce N’ Beans

A cool indie-soft rock band from Tampa, Florida. They’re underrated but super good. Insanely attractive musicians with great music. Elijah on keys and harmonies, Gavin on bass, Justin on sax, Will on drums, and Max with guitar and lead vocals. Bryce is just the manager.

Stephanie: “OMG IS THAT BRYCE N’ BEANS?”
Rachel: “oh yeah they chill or whateva”

by Alana Warbang November 21, 2023

Bush’s Baked Beans

When you fart and it rolls up slowly between your pussy lips and pops on the tip of your clit.

Tiffany let out a Bush’s Baked Beans, while watching an episode of Cops.

by Stellar Catalyst December 8, 2023