Beard

Nickname of the greatest “Step-Back” artist in whole NBA, James Harden

Yo, Beard was cooking them boys, tonight.
Man, I miss those days when Beard used to drop 40s or 50s on daily.

by yofriendlyneighbourhoodgoat May 15, 2022

Bearding

When your friend is getting head from his significant other and you are rubbing your beard against his upper thigh and balls

Do you and Sophie want to do some bearding tonight?

by DagsGen January 30, 2023

No Beard

A guy that can't grow a beard properly. He's Probably a wasted child.

Ksi is a no beard

by Sahan__ October 10, 2020

Dick Beard

Male Pubic hair, specifically it refers to how individual men "manscape" or lack thereof in the pubic region.

Its no shave November so I am letting my Dick Beard go to duck dynesty status, all grown out and bushy. Watch out December because I am thinking of doing the George Michael Dick Beard, hairless balls with and a very trimmed 5- o'clock shadow.

by The Odd One 44 November 15, 2018

stroking my beard

A woman masturbating

I am stroking my beard tonight

by Ard rob March 15, 2019

Bearded Balloon Knot

Refers to someone with a very hairy ass or asshole.

I was getting laid but as we kept going I couldn’t stop noticing how she had a Bearded Balloon Knot

by Lowkey_fire August 16, 2025

mark-dot-beard

Summary definintive noun that might be used to describe any person that is newly accquainted but at occasional odds when faced with the various complexities of personal computing, the internet and e-mail. Theoretically the sequence can be amended to suit any individual but should only be restricted to single syllable names for maximum impact. See also ned-dot-kelly..

Has that old fucker mark-dot-beard logged on to his e-mails yet?

I have sent him a verbal twatting that is sure to impress...and his new screensaver will surely cause more irritation than rampant pubic lice.

by The Poison Dwarf August 4, 2010