Pooh Bearing

A full hand reach to scoop either blood or cum out of a orifice to write a letter to the ex wife you hate.

Are you Pooh bearing it?

I've lost my pen can you Pooh bear it?

by NorthernSimian January 24, 2026

Air Braking

When a male attaches small weights to his foreskin to slow down thrust speed during intercourse

I was going a little too fast last night to the point that I hade to start Air Braking to avoid just blowing right through my sister.

by Optiq V January 31, 2026

Jake Breaking

The urgent sprint to the bathroom when a bowel movement is moments away, during which involuntary, drawn-out farts act as a natural braking system—slowing the runner down just enough to avoid completely shitting themselves.

• “Man took off down the hallway but hit some serious jake breaking near the stairs.”
• “After that gas station burrito, it was nothing but jake breaking all the way home.”

by Mr. Curlez711 February 20, 2026

Blind-beaming

The act of pissing in the dark with no intention of getting it in the toilet bowl

“Great the lights not working guess it’s time for some blind-beaming

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

Jim Beaming

when you are going out for drinks with your friends and you only drink Jim Beam whisky

You wanna go Jim Beaming tonight?

by Jim Beaming June 5, 2025

Bed Beating

The act of dry humping ones mattress for hours until completion.

DUDE did you hear about Ethan? they found him bed beating himself to sleep!"

by Red D. Mungus August 20, 2025

print wheel bearing

a common mistake that is autocorrected by your computer when trying to write "front wheel bearings"

it's time consuming packing those print wheel bearings

by JDandGP October 11, 2011