Bacon handjob

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I heard you fucked with Becky, that fat cunt."
Guy 2: "I didn't spread those legs, I just got a bacon handjob."

by Gamerdactyl February 14, 2019

alley bacon

Bacon that you find in an alley and subsequently consume despite warnings from your better judgment.

The only time Carla had bad bacon was when she ate alley bacon. It was salty, had gristly fat, and was of questionable authenticity.

by JiveMasterT June 5, 2013

The winning team shouted: "it's a bacon-train now baby!"

by Pablo Rancharos April 27, 2011

Luke is baconing

by Ohio Sigma March 27, 2024

(Bay-KUHn)
n. Delicious meat that comes from a pig.

v. Getting felacio

I jus got some of that good bacon from Edgar!

by Cera4Prez August 30, 2022

magic pussy bacon is a ZAZA strand that's gon anally surprise u if more than 10gs are taken during one sitting

"NAHHH gang that magic pussy bacon had me anally surprised"

by A.random.bitch April 11, 2023

Norways most popular meal ever, somehow yet to be introduced in the US.

A Bacon Hotdog consists of Bacon and a hotdog (citation needed).

"My favorite meal is Bacon Hotdogs, but they cost a lot of kroner (Norways currency)"

by Lukoj :D May 12, 2024