Guy 1: "Hey bro, I heard you fucked with Becky, that fat cunt."
Guy 2: "I didn't spread those legs, I just got a bacon handjob."
Guy 2: "I didn't spread those legs, I just got a bacon handjob."
by Gamerdactyl February 14, 2019

Bacon that you find in an alley and subsequently consume despite warnings from your better judgment.
The only time Carla had bad bacon was when she ate alley bacon. It was salty, had gristly fat, and was of questionable authenticity.
by JiveMasterT June 5, 2013

by Pablo Rancharos April 27, 2011

Luke is baconing
by Ohio Sigma March 27, 2024

by Cera4Prez August 30, 2022

magic pussy bacon is a ZAZA strand that's gon anally surprise u if more than 10gs are taken during one sitting
by A.random.bitch April 11, 2023

Norways most popular meal ever, somehow yet to be introduced in the US.
A Bacon Hotdog consists of Bacon and a hotdog (citation needed).
A Bacon Hotdog consists of Bacon and a hotdog (citation needed).
by Lukoj :D May 12, 2024
