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Betty: why did you stop talking to Jake

Laura: he just wanted noodles
by that's the tea July 28, 2019
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Noodle fight

When one wets their middle finger with saliva and another person does the same. The two wet fingers then clash in an intense battle resembling wet noodles.
Dude, why does your finger smell weird? Oh I just got done having a noodle fight
by A wet Pringle sandwich January 5, 2019
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Noodling

When two (usually homosexual) men stand facing and wrap their limp penises around each other's, similar to the way noodles are intertwined.
"Sorry I'm late for work, my partner and I were noodling this morning and it took a while to untangle ourselves."
"The hardest part about noodling is not getting hard!"
by clawmyeyez September 30, 2023
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noodle and chill

Alexus and Natalie eating noodles and actually chilling.
Natalie: Lets noodle and chill!
Alexus: Okay! Be there in a minute with the noodles.
by anonymousmoscato October 9, 2016
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Push Noodle

Utilizing a non-errect member during intercourse. Action performed to reduce embarrassment or overcome lack of desire. Noddle pushing may require use of a finger for stability.
" I was unable to get hard and had to push noodle for 10 minutes."
"Can we just try again tomorrow? You've been pushing noodle for like five minutes"
" You slept with them? Was it good or did you push noodle on and off until they came?
by Wood drip August 21, 2023
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noodle syndrome

When you blind someone with noodle sauce and then lick their ass.
by Hyphen_ July 5, 2020
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Noodle

A gold digger and a ho. They look bad with prada bags and the take it in the mouth or in the ass. Trick daddy can be credited for making up the term especially for these hos.
That girl over there staring at the rims on Eddie's car is a noodle looking for a sugar daddy.
by the_deity July 23, 2015
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