Jake Rice

The definition of annoying the most stupid person alive. He is gay with everyone in the world and is the worst person alive. spoiled brat only child

Jake rice is an idiot

by Timymymymy November 16, 2018

Jake Shirleying

the act of hanging from ones ankles and masturbating until completion

Last night my girlfriend couldnt come over, so i ended up jake shirleying for 35 minutes.

by Bryton quermo October 16, 2021

The Jake Effect

When you think your liked by everyone but they all secretly hate you and think you're annoying.

That kid is so annoying, and he thinks I like him, he's got The Jake Effect

by Jake Oxley May 26, 2017

Jake and Abby

Two people who should be together forever.

Jake and Abby should be together forever.

by iloveyouforrealmydragon February 28, 2019

jake schmidt

A type of kid who plays video games all the time. Jake is A wumbo. He is also is a type of kid who plays video games with a grease monster. The greasiness tends to rub off on him.

Jakers is such a snowflake. Dont be a Jake Schmidt

by Zman2112 February 13, 2018

Jake Errante

If his name is Jake he's got the cake

woah look at his cake
That's Jake Errante

by the puff puff wizard February 08, 2022

Jake Pauler

The reason why humanity is not a space faring civilization yet, Jake Paulers are fans of Jake Paul, the egotistical dumbass who has an ego larger than earth but a braincell count of 2. His fans are no different, being 6 to 12 and mostly retarded, thus making the media shit on teenagers when not all of us are like this.

Jake pauler:OMG I love its every day bro it's so lit lololxd

Normal human with a decent braincell count: Fuck off you dumbass

by Anti feminism November 14, 2019