double lapper

a single continuous piece of shit so long that it circles the toilet twice. Normally contains at least 3 days worth of shit. Results in a great sense of pride, and sometimes bloody ass

#1: Holy shit what the fuck stinks?
#2: I pulled a double lapper
#1: fucking a

by ThaOriginal January 24, 2005

double terror

The act of being stuck on the toilet with diarrhea while simultaneously throwing up into a trash bucket.

"Boy it sucks that little Ben got stuck with a case of the double terror."

by flyguy April 19, 2004

double houdini

a variation of the standard houdini sex act. Perform sex in a doggy-style position, and instead of faking ejaculating on the lady's back as you would in a houdini, you actually do ejaculate. When she turns around, you give her a right hook to the jaw.

Not very nice, but neither is a houdini.

Top points were given to the man who could pull off the most double houdinis and get away with it.

by lipenaar May 22, 2006

double dribble

When a girl gives you head whilst she is peeing.

It takes about 12 Mike's Hard Cranberry Lemonades before Jenny will give me a double dribble.

by Mr. Tom Ace March 22, 2010

Double or nothing

The option in a bet where one of the contestants say they would like to play again (whatever they are playing) for double the amount of the original bet or lose everything they're in for.

Two guys playing pool:

Guy #1: Aw, damn! You beat me. Guess I owe you the $50... Hey, wait. Double or nothing?

Guy #2: Sure, bud. Your loss :)

*Guy #2 looses*
*Guy #1 receives $100*
*Guy #2 cries like pathetic emo child*

by MicCheck May 14, 2005

Double Sexile

The act of being sexiled from the place where one was going to sleep after already being sexiled. It is rumored that this freak accident has only happened 13 times in history.

6PM
Alex: Hey Greg, can I stay in your room tonight? Mike is sexiling me because his girlfriend is in town for the weekend.
Greg: Yeah sure, just pull your mattress in there.

1AM:
Greg: Dude, ... I'm sorry, this girl is coming over. She really wants it bad.
Alex: Fuck ... Are you really going to Double Sexile Me?
Greg looks at new text and leaves the room.

3:45AM
Alex finally gets to go to sleep

by King of Wake October 11, 2009

double planker

A shit that stays intact and stretches from one side of the bowl to the other resembling planks on a pier

"I ate so many taco's I just dropped a double planker"

by Ron V July 23, 2008