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Winter Washitis

A term that The Chamois Car Wash in Winnipeg came up with that is supposed to mean “the fear of washing your car in the winter” and was clearly made by someone who doesn’t speak English as they confuse -itis (which means “inflammation of”) with -phobia.
Do you have Winter Washitis?
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023
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George Washingmachine

"hey it's George Washington!"
"no, it's George Washingmachine."
by CABAGE No2 February 14, 2023
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karma washing

Changing the content of an original artwork or story in the aim to get more internet points from it.
He used karma washing on his latest drawing to the point it wasn't recognizable when he posted it online.
by ma15t March 5, 2023
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the washing machine crispy

When you need to match the food to make it crispy.
by Debskelly1985 May 16, 2023
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Shit worship

It’s when your house is full of feces piss and shit and you don’t give a fuck. You just walk right through it with bare feet and everything. Or like you think it’s good luck so you get a bird to shit on your head or shit all over you. Or after you wipe your ass you sniff your own shit. 2 girls one cup. Fucked up stuff but it’s all real.
by angelendoftimes May 23, 2023
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coop-washing

Similar to green-washing but where large companies setup cooperatives to save their struggling business models
They have decided to setup as a cooperative to pretend to care about the people - clear sign of coop-washing I am sure
by cubicgarden July 18, 2023
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