Darts Widow

Similar to other forms of sports widow (ie football widow, golf widow, etc)

This form of widowing involves being invited to the pub only to sit and watch ones partner play darts.

If one wishes they could embrace the darts widow mentality and become a darts wife, wearing large gold jewellery and garish colours. Tres chic...

"What you doing tonight? Do you want to come and be a darts widow?"

by Millidred February 6, 2006

tax widow/widower

The spouse or significant other of a public accountant.

Typically, a tax widow or widower doesn't see or spend time with their spouse or significant other from early January to April 15th since they are busy doing everyone else's tax returns during that time.

I hate being a tax widow/widower. My spouse is so busy doing everyone else's tax returns that he/she doesn't have time to do ours!

by thirdlhc January 23, 2010

Widow

An interesting strain of weed started in Spring, TX by an anonymous grower. Very odd buds, they actually look almost like leaves. Believed to be a cross between White Widow and Blue Widow

Guy1: Hey dude, pass me some of that Widow
Guy2:Dontcha mean "WHITE" widow?
Guy2:Nah, my dealer hooked me up

by Rostra Maximus August 3, 2010

windows XD

a spoof of the normal windows XP product; a web site www.xdproductions.com

did you get windows XD yet if not you are very gay

by shippo/jeff December 10, 2004

broken windowz

Nickname for crystal meth.

The homie was doing laps around the block after smoking broken windowz last night.

by jayyrie September 19, 2018

WidowMaker

A THICC bish who is purple

“Yo widowmaker mains are probably THICC”

by TheGhostGirl556 May 31, 2018

Windoze

To sleep infront of your computer after the system being down for several seconds.

Windows ME started lagging, so I Windozed off into a land of chocolate and furry hippopotamuses named Jeffrey.

by B-Drac July 26, 2003