Wet Mike

When someone's sitting with their a$$ crack showing and you spit down it.

Liam was both shocked and slightly turned on when he felt his friend give him a Wet Mike while sitting watching fireworks.

by Soon2boutoforder July 4, 2017

Wet Water

A phrase commonly used by two friends to refer to stating the obvious. This often occurs when they’ve discussed intensely personal matters over text but haven’t said shit to each other in person apart from x equalling 13.
Or just a genuine genius observation.

Gamer Girl:*stares*

Genius Boy: *stares*
*more staring*

Gamer boy: Water is wet! Wet water

*basks in glory*

by Distractor in Chief March 30, 2021

wet newspaper

Commonly translated from the Afrikaans use of "nat koerantpapier". Which refers to a person having many tattoos.

That person got hit by a wet newspaper.

by matfalddatson May 3, 2021

neck wet

Getting your throat slit or shot. This is a common phrase used when rivals threaten the others with death threats. Rarely the comment is a hollow promise.

Fuck that jit fool, ima make the boys neck wet if he don’t stop playin.

Yo fool, back up you’re gonna get your fuckin neck wet!

by TittyPincher June 25, 2019

Wet canyon

When your gooch (the area between the anus and testicles) is moist after having a shower.

"Pass me that towel"
"Why do you need it?"
"I need to get rid of this wet canyon"

by LordSqueezy June 29, 2017

Wet Chirps

A disgusting alternate name for hiccups

"John smoked on an empty stomach and now hes got the wet chirps"

by I'm Tryin'Ova'Ere March 13, 2020

wet balloon

When a man ejaculates into a condom during sex, blows it up like a balloon, and proceeds to spray the contents of the condom onto the receiver as the condom deflates.

Bro, I picked this girl up at JD’s after the duster last Thursday and she asked me to give her the wet balloon.

by Urban Dick 13-3 October 7, 2023