by SLiK and goose July 28, 2021
A formerly promiscuous persons commitment to not have sex (again) until marriage. The commitment usually lasts about a week at which point they go to a bar and become a drunken (man)whore and indiscriminantly throw themselves at the opposite sex. The change of heart is usually brought about through feelings of guilt or shame from past failed relationships.
After Mike had been sleeping with Sara for a year and she left him for the well-endowed circus midget he decided it was time to become a born-again virgin.
by Hansel November 29, 2004
An insult directed to people, usually males, who haven't had sexual intercourse yet. The time when it actually becomes an insult starts with "18-year old virgin" joke and climaxes with the epic "40-year old virgin". However, after 40, the joke & the virgin become too sad to bring up anymore.
"Ha. "___" Year-old virgin.
***a Year later***"
Haha! 18 year-old virgin!"
***Six years later***
"Haha! 24 year-old virgin! Hahahaha!"
***Seven years later***
"HAHAHAHA! 31 year-old virgin!!!"
***Nine years later***
"HAHAHAHAHAH! Oh my god! 40 YEAR-OLD VIRGIN! HAHAHAHA!"
***A year later***
"Dude that's just sad"
***a Year later***"
Haha! 18 year-old virgin!"
***Six years later***
"Haha! 24 year-old virgin! Hahahaha!"
***Seven years later***
"HAHAHAHA! 31 year-old virgin!!!"
***Nine years later***
"HAHAHAHAHAH! Oh my god! 40 YEAR-OLD VIRGIN! HAHAHAHA!"
***A year later***
"Dude that's just sad"
by gr33kbo1 March 02, 2010
A Rubberband one wears around their wrist that when broken requires a good night of sweaty fun with the person who breaks it. (used at college campus's in the summer)
by The Dude October 20, 2003
Guy 1: That girl is such a fucking slut - I bet she's a right ear virgin.
Guy 2: Yeah, she was before last night.
Guy 2: Yeah, she was before last night.
by big zach May 12, 2007
Ok, The real definition of an Urban Dictionary virgin is a person who goes on UD to get horny and reads dirty definitions but they have not yet had sex. Thus, making this word quite useless, but it does get the definition above me to not get thumbed up". it's troubling that the fact that others actually up-voted this retard.
"It's Pretty cool to be the first to thumbs up Urban Dictionary virgin" - yea well it's also pretty cool to go suck a dick!
by kevinonurban July 14, 2011
Did you hear him try to teach us calculus? Yeah dude, total virgin sex story from an english teacher.
by timblr March 10, 2011