Midnight Meat Train

When a man becomes sexually frustrated with his wife's persistent refusal of sexual relations. As a result, he waits until his wife has fallen asleep, typically around midnight, and takes out his sexual frustration on her. Thus the midnight meat train arrives...

My wife fell asleep on me when she got home from work so instead of waking her up, I slipped her the midnight meat train.

by Apt D12 March 7, 2013

Riding The H Train

having a heroin addiction, using Heroin

I can't donate blood, I'm Riding The H Train. I also have AIDS, but thats beside the point.

by Booger November 18, 2004

two trains running

Two men having sex with one woman.

Originally coined by the musical group Little Feet.

There were two trains running. One of them was my friend's and the other was mine.

by vindex parsley April 27, 2011

train spotting dump

A fast-coming, better get to a toilet in 10 seconds or less or it’s gonna be running down my leg, shit.

I was eating some greasy fish and chips and all of a sudden I had to take a train spotting dump.

by KPS Alumni March 26, 2013

riding the 'O' train

Having sex.
More specifically, having sex to the point of orgasm.

"What were you up to last night? You didn't text back."
"Oh, I went over to Jake's and was too busy riding the 'O' train. Whoo whoo!"

by mexivanilla November 14, 2014

Catch the train C.J.

Literally the best meme of all time

All you had to do was catch the damn train C.J.

Catch the train C.J.

by Jackattack then a bunch of #’s June 8, 2019

Alberta Steam Train

When someone takes a haul off of a vape and proceed to blow the vapour into another persons asshole

Bro last night I persuaded my girlfriend to let me do the Alberta Steam Train and now her ass won’t stop smelling like menthol

by Senpini salom April 16, 2020