will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke

One of the "prime" features that any sensible-minded gal --- especially one with one or more furry feline companions --- secretly jopes to see in a guy's "about me" details when perusing the personals ads.

Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you respectfully and is a cheerful-natured helper and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without grumbling or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down!

by QuacksO August 4, 2018

toilet aids

What you get from sitting bare ass on a gas station toilet

I got toilet aids from sitting on a Speedway gas station without putting an ass gasket down.

by Lefty0812 February 16, 2019

Toilet trading

Exchanging any type of sex for money in a men’s public bathroom.

I though George Michaels was the top toilet trading extraordinaire until I watched the Mick Jagger & David Bowie video “ dancing in the streets”. Definitely Toilet Traders.

by Rolin Derty October 1, 2018

Toilet Stew

The result of what comes from the bowels of a "lady" after consuming salad and large amounts of alcohol on a Saturday night.

Tammy ate salad, then drank bourbon and coor's, and made some serious toilet stew the next morning.

The toilet paper holder got ripped off the wall because Tammy needed something to hold onto while she shot out an explosive batch of toilet stew.

by PeriodClot May 29, 2018

plunging the toilet

having sex with a girl with a smelly pussy

Guy 1: "yo, my dick stinks. can't get the smell off me since hookin' up with stinky Lisa." Guy 2: "well that's what you get for plunging the toilet."

by Duece79 June 6, 2018

Cooked lamb in toilet

Being alcolized to the point that one hallucinates the presence of actual lamb meat stewing in toilet water after a hectic night out with the lads. One is very concerned by the matter but unable to communicate this with others as they are too dumbfounded by the statement to comprehend. May feel a lot of frustration about this and unsure as to why halfwits are not alarmed by the occurrence.

“I was so on it last night that I experienced cooked lamb in toilet”

by princessej March 26, 2018

Toilet Paper

1. Used for wiping shit from your ass
2. Something you akways seem to run out of when you need it most
3. Cum wipes

P1. Fuck
P2. What
P1. Im out of toilet paper
P2. Sucks to be you
P1. Please help
P2. Drive to the store with that shit stain
P1. Its cum m8
P2. Im your mom whyd you call me
P1. I was thinking of you.

by 4/20/69 July 10, 2019