Midnight Meat Train

When a man becomes sexually frustrated with his wife's persistent refusal of sexual relations. As a result, he waits until his wife has fallen asleep, typically around midnight, and takes out his sexual frustration on her. Thus the midnight meat train arrives...

My wife fell asleep on me when she got home from work so instead of waking her up, I slipped her the midnight meat train.

by Apt D12 March 7, 2013

Riding The H Train

having a heroin addiction, using Heroin

I can't donate blood, I'm Riding The H Train. I also have AIDS, but thats beside the point.

by Booger November 18, 2004

Alberta Steam Train

When someone takes a haul off of a vape and proceed to blow the vapour into another persons asshole

Bro last night I persuaded my girlfriend to let me do the Alberta Steam Train and now her ass won’t stop smelling like menthol

by Senpini salom April 16, 2020

riding the 'O' train

Having sex.
More specifically, having sex to the point of orgasm.

"What were you up to last night? You didn't text back."
"Oh, I went over to Jake's and was too busy riding the 'O' train. Whoo whoo!"

by mexivanilla November 14, 2014

Love Train Selfie

An unnecessary selfie that one takes to show that they're "paying it forward" while still getting the glory from their friends

I was doing a philanthropic event but I wanted the whole world to know how awesome I was so I posted a love train selfie

self centered
pay it backward
poser

by That other old guy June 8, 2016

Chicago "L" Train

when you apply condiments to your erect penis and then smash said penis into a woman's mouth

She said she never performed oral sex before so I had to give her a ride on the 'ol Chicago "L" Train.

by crush relish April 12, 2021

one train ops

when a parks operators choose to only run one train operations on a rollercoaster, drastically hurting capacity.
The bane of all Thoosies existence

Shit man, they’re seriously running one train ops on a B&M? That’s bullshit.

by callmescoutt April 29, 2023