Titan Titties

Boobs so big, they're god-like in size.

Guy 1: "Look at those chesticles. Those things have to be at least double E's"

Guy 2: "For sure. That bitch ha some titan titties!

by xbassistdoodx August 24, 2012

titty bake

Primarily a topless beach, but also used to describe any form of topless sunbathing.

We're doin' Spring Break in Florida, man, every beach is a titty bake!

She is out by the pool, having herself a titty bake.

by Noradelle June 24, 2011

titty boner

when a woman experiences an erect nipple

woman 1: i have a titty boner
woman 2: whats a titty boner?
woman 1: it just means my nipple is erect lol

by creativemastermind17833 September 9, 2021

small titties

small titties are the best kind of titties, they are not something you should be afraid of. small titties are amazing, and if you don't agree then fuck you.

Person: Hey u got small titties
Y/N: and I'm proud cause lildarkiesswag on tiktok told me they are perfect :)

by Lildarkiesswag on tiktok July 9, 2021

torpedo titties

boobs that are extremely small and have no roundness, they just point out like little triangles.

her boobs are so small she's not even wearing a bra, but maybe she should because now everyone knows she has torpedo titties.

by lollipop13 August 5, 2008

titty slap

when a bitch requires a slap but you don't want to decrease her dollar value by leaving a mark on her face so you slap her tittys

Kelly: i just got fuckin titty slapped by a monkey.
kayla: dammit it was a titty slap? so your still worth more then my whore ass.

by crazy insane monkey June 15, 2011

shitty titty

When a male puts his ass in a ladies' cleavage and takes a perfectly round-shaped shit in between her breasts. The Lady then proceeds to titty fuck the shit log as if it were a man's penis.

After I met dave at the local pub, he took me back to his place for espresso and a shitty titty.

by shwillybilly January 3, 2008