afro titty

when a man has a penis that is so small it kinda looks like a nipple that is surrounded by bushy pubic hair

Oh my god Becky, Travis has such an afro titty.

by Sir Mr Bill Billman May 11, 2018

cow titty

a cow titty is universally called "the udder"

The farmer loved touching the cow titty, for it was the only titty he could get

by Dicklicker3001 April 9, 2017

titty beautiful

When a woman is considered attractive for no other reason than her body shape or voluptuous endowments.

Sometimes a woman can be titty beautiful from across the street but you get up to her and her face just doesn't do it for you.

by DRFNM November 5, 2013

Tittie Hangover

When you are unexpectedly flashed an amazing pair of titties so early in the day that by the end of the night you're stuck longing for more and they're nowhere to be found.

11:00pm: "Dude I wish those girls hadn't flashed us at 4:00 cause I'm having the worst tittie hangover of my life."

by Peggy Peg and Robbo June 7, 2011

torpedo titties

boobs that are extremely small and have no roundness, they just point out like little triangles.

her boobs are so small she's not even wearing a bra, but maybe she should because now everyone knows she has torpedo titties.

by lollipop13 August 5, 2008

titty slap

when a bitch requires a slap but you don't want to decrease her dollar value by leaving a mark on her face so you slap her tittys

Kelly: i just got fuckin titty slapped by a monkey.
kayla: dammit it was a titty slap? so your still worth more then my whore ass.

by crazy insane monkey June 15, 2011

shitty titty

When a male puts his ass in a ladies' cleavage and takes a perfectly round-shaped shit in between her breasts. The Lady then proceeds to titty fuck the shit log as if it were a man's penis.

After I met dave at the local pub, he took me back to his place for espresso and a shitty titty.

by shwillybilly January 3, 2008