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Joke Minimum

A set level of joke quality that must be met, to the terms of the receiver of the joke. If this minimum is not met, it is punishible, by money, light slaps, or any other form of mild punishment.
*person 1 makes horrid joke*

Person 2 " That's a slap that violated the joke minimum."
by the mighty jungle September 10, 2016
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joke

by TatiLol December 17, 2019
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Joke

Something funny, that can be used while someone is coping.
x "My dad died..."
y "Aw man, want me to tell you a joke to cheer you up?"
x "Sure."
y "Knock knock"
x "Whos there?"
y "Not your dad!"
x "Bro...."
y "Chill, it's a joke"
by Teresaissohot June 5, 2022
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no joke

Two simple words only cool people can use. When you once use it you get stuck and can't make a sentence without it. In German it's "ohne Witz".
Lotte: no joke it's so fucking cold
Kathi: NO JOKE
Felix: no joke I can't stop saying "no joke"
by brr-grr September 23, 2018
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joke

something that someone shouldn’t take seriously...cuz it’s a goddamn joke.
I like dick
“Omg ew”
“ITS A FUCKING JOKE DUMBASS
by HeySuckMyBigLeftToe May 20, 2018
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Joke

Making fun of something or someone for no reason
Wow that guy is a real joke
I know right what a fucking bitch
by Mr.McSuckin February 24, 2022
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snapchat joke

A joke that only lasts three seconds.
Person 1:"I'm an alien, I mean what"
2 minutes later, while talking about living in another planet

Person 2: "Shhh don't blow their cover"
Person 3: "late response much? That was a snapchat joke"
by Julieeann March 16, 2016
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