by TardNationn November 28, 2019
Get the Tardmug. Contrary to popular belief, tard is not short for retarded. That is totally offensive. Tard is actually a combination of two words put into one. Tard is the words lard and turd put together. It's still an insult.
Girl - "You're an absolute tard!"
Boy - "What?! You jerk!"
Girl - "You're an absolute tard!"
Boy - "What?! You jerk!"
by The Universe in a Tube September 15, 2016
Get the Tardmug. by Cheek clapper 123 May 5, 2020
Get the Fuck tardmug. by nobody else here August 18, 2020
Get the tardmug. When everyone around knows that the "special" one is responsible for the event that recently occurred, yet someone still manages to defend said "special" person by stating how he/she is too innocent to do such a thing and/or how they have the mind of a child so how could they possibly think of such a thing to do. Also, doing this usually fails, or humiliates the defender.
Jury: *Unanimously* We all agree that (insert name here) is guilty for killing and mangling the woman and her two children.
Bystander: Wait a moment, am I not the only one who thinks he/she is innocent? How could such a sweet young man/woman do such a thing? Look, he/she has the mind of a 3-year-old. No 3-year-old has ever done this sort of thing!
Judge: Sir/Madam, sit down, or I will hold you in contempt! No 3-year-old has the body strength of a 450lb gorilla, either!
Man in Jury: He's/She's Pulling the Tard Card!
Bystander: Wait a moment, am I not the only one who thinks he/she is innocent? How could such a sweet young man/woman do such a thing? Look, he/she has the mind of a 3-year-old. No 3-year-old has ever done this sort of thing!
Judge: Sir/Madam, sit down, or I will hold you in contempt! No 3-year-old has the body strength of a 450lb gorilla, either!
Man in Jury: He's/She's Pulling the Tard Card!
by H. Peralta November 11, 2012
Get the Pulling the Tard Cardmug. An individual slow of wit but who has enough going on to be fed ridiculous BS and recite it back accurately on demand. One whose dimwittedness is their dominant and most endearing characteristic.
Big Willis, the overweight pawn mouthpiece of the fraternity boys, recited the foul lyrics of the Anti Frat Rat song to any and all who would listen to his semi-tard rant.
by Yablonski March 28, 2007
Get the semi-tardmug. Claudia: Hey! E-tard! over hear!
Edward: Whaddya want? rape?
Claudia: You are still a piece of Faggetie !
Edward: Here comes my Grandfather cock !!!
Claudia: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edward: Whaddya want? rape?
Claudia: You are still a piece of Faggetie !
Edward: Here comes my Grandfather cock !!!
Claudia: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Ɋㄩ乇乇尺 丂卩卂匚乇 匚ㄖ爪爪ㄩ几丨丂ㄒ☭☭☭ July 26, 2018
Get the E-tardmug.