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Beast

Someone who'll remain useless forever.
by Dopity March 31, 2022
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Feast Beast

A Feast Beast is somebody who is quite abnormally large in body mass from eating too much food - normally KFC or Macdonalds.
"That guy is such a feast beast"
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beast

A person (normally a man) who has excessive facial hair and obese appearance, usually sweats a lot and talks like a spastic.
"Shit! seen him, what a total beast!"
by Comp June 15, 2003
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Sneaked Beast

n. a person who is very very high on marijuana; particularly one who is thoroughly and obviously enjoying his or her high.
"Chyeaha bro you're such a sneaked beast!"
"Dude, look at Jack. He's such a sneaked beast right now."
by bobo the clown 12345 February 6, 2013
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Burkina Beast

Q: Yo did you hear about that college transfer student already getting laid?
D: Yeah man, he's from Burkina Faso, he's got that Burkina Beast, he's got a big dick.
by Borobama October 31, 2023
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distraction beast

(noun)

a. A fictional creature capable of capturing the attention of all who see or hear it, who become powerless to turn away, even to the point of neglecting physical needs.
b. A person capable of trapping others in conversations and preventing them from ending, despite the desires of the other participants.
c. A person capable of changing the topic of any event or discussion without the notice of its participants until the original meaning is entirely lost to the dark pages of history.
a. The old king gave the same stern warning to each of his children: Heed not the endless tripe of the Distraction Beast in yonder wood lest ye lose all good sense and spend your final days with him in stupor - for no sensible man will come to your aid.

b. I vaguely remember starting a conversation about something, but then that distraction beast jumped in and next thing I knew it was Tuesday.

c. Until that distraction beast entered the conversation, we were actually getting somewhere talking about... about... whatever it was we were talking about.
by TheBeastOfTheMark June 7, 2021
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billy you sexy beast

What u say to Maddie sexy dog
by Fabulous unicorn man August 10, 2017
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