Tard

Tard is just short for retard. Tarded can also be used in place of retarded.

The thing is retarded people won't know you're calling them retarded. Tell them it's a nickname and it's good for how people might view them.

Like being called a " hero "

" No, we call your our tard because you're greatest ever and we want everyone to know it"

by Fuck_it_is_dummy January 10, 2019

Tarded

When you don't want to say the "R" slur so you came up with something better.

Dude, why are our friends so tarded

by RaceCarRayce March 30, 2021

Tard

A fucking idiot who eats in class. Especially on the days where there's no nutrition.

Guy 1: Are you fags eating in class?
Guy 3: I'M HUNGRY!!!! I DIDN'T EAT BREAKFAST!!
Guy 1: You fuckin' lazy tard! Next time, you should remember to eat breakfast!
Guy 2: *yells at the top of his lungs* FUCK!
*Whole class laughs*

by BillyIha March 29, 2017

Tard Mami

CLM

Someone who doesn't know what they're on about.

YOU ARE A TARD MAMI.

by hj_69 December 28, 2016

Tard Shoe

1. A velcro ladden shoe used for special needs.

2. An especially dumb American Leftist reeeeetard. Often devoid of reason, and self control. See 'Special Needs'

1. 'Wow!He put on the tard shoe like he doesn't even need it.'

2. 'Did that tard shoe really just do that? No surprise there.'

by DharmaCoyote March 29, 2025

Tard cake

The culmination of such profound stupidity that it can only be described as the product of various kinds of stupidity (these being the ingredients of the cake) Combined to make the end product of all these baked into one retard.

Friend 1: Yo Steve is such a tard cake that he thought cold blooded creatures produced their own cold.
Friend 2: wow, what a tard cake.

by Grim Reeker January 26, 2015

Tard

Someone who is mentally slow or named Alan Alex or loic jk not loic tard means to constantly hit hand against chest

You:meBruh ur so retarded

Me:No ur a tard

by Defecationnerd April 2, 2019