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thumbkin

1. (n) A small, thumb-sized penis.
2. (n) The owner of a small, thumb-sized penis.
Just between you and me, Phil is a thumbkin.
by Heptune May 14, 2005
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pump thumpin'

to remove a pumpkin from it's owner's property without consent & destroy the pumpkin by hurling it towards the pavement with significant force.
After they tied a load on at the local watering hole, Bob & Jim drove around town pump thumpin' until the sun came up.
by Merlin Bunker January 3, 2008
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bun thumping

when you bend a chick over, stick it in her ass and smack one cheek and then the other for about ten minutes as you fuck the shit out of her!
"hey baby, feel like bun thumping?"
"what's that?"
"I'll show you!"
by Alex #8 April 27, 2008
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Flumper thumper

Someone who has 2 penises in their butt at one time that result in anal juices.
Lets go give that girl a flumper thumper.
by Mak2356774 February 21, 2018
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Turner Tub Thumper

Engaging in intercourse with a female who is pregnant with a child that is (at least presumably) not yours. This term only applies to heterosexual males. See 'Tonya Tub Thumper' for lesbians with strap-ons.

CAUTION: THIS ACT IS NOT ENCOURAGED AS IT MAY LEAD TO FETUSES GETTING POKED IN THE EYES
That dude is porking her in the third trimester, he's such a Turner Tub Thumper.

If there's a bun in the oven, don't worry about stoppin the lovin' -Turner Tub Thumper
by Buck Whittaker June 29, 2009
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thumb circle

the texting equivalent of a drum circle. a group of people who are way too obsessed with texting and thus spend all their time sitting in a circle, thumbs tapping madly.
last night jenny was texting tim so much, it was like she'd joined a thumb circle.
by tubieds March 31, 2009
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Thumb Data

the art of generating inflated statistical data to improve your chances of getting something done quicker (or in your favour) by sucking superfluous information out of your thumb.
if we implement this tool or feature we'll derive a 100% increase in revenue based on thumb data extracted during analysis.
by SexyBaldie July 1, 2011
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