Am I smart?

This is a more positive phrase/expression to use to ask yourself if you are doing something right/correctly instead of being more negative and harsh on yourself and saying "Am I dumb?".

Am I smart? Did I get this problem correct?

Omg I think I conjugated the verb correctly. Am I smart?

Why do you I think I got this..? Am I smart?

by LingDanc803 September 14, 2023

Aedric that one smart kid lets gooo

He is that one smart kid in my class fr he's next to me in chemistry lmao

I know right? You know that kid? Aedric? Aedric that one smart kid lets gooo dude he is awesome!

by Among us is not in real life September 24, 2023

Schlitz fer Sharten

A synonym for flea markets

Schlitz means slash or “long cut” but also has reference to cheap beer.

Sharten slang for “shit”

So the term means “Shit for shit”

A shitty hole in the wall flea market filled with shit.

I’d love to go to the park but I got to go with my grandma to the Schlitz fer Sharten today

by hotwheels04 October 27, 2023

Boardy the Smartboard

Boardy is a character from the Roblox game "Shovelware's Brain Game". Most people dislike him because he sounds annoying and somewhat like a Pedophile. His like to dislike percentage is usually 40% percent liked and 60% disliked.

Person 1: "Ugh, I hate Boardy the Smartboard! He sounds like a pedo!"
Person 2: "Well, I really like Boardy, he's one of my favourites!"
Person 3: "Ain't no way Person 1 thinks a smartboard is a pedo 💀💀💀"
Person 1: "Did you just say an emoji?"

by Zuri_Smiler December 8, 2023

If he was smart

Ope! There it is! I just got to that part that is hilarious!

Hym "SEE!? 'This guy said X. If he was smart he would have said *insert what a retard would think*. Therefore, not smart.' You did it like right after the thing! He said 'obvious.' I paused it to write the last one. And then YOU SAID THE COGNITIVE DISSONANCE I SAID YOU WERE DOING! O! M! G! That is fucking hilarious! That's almost as good as the IJEWminati thing! Hilarious! Wow, you guys are dumb. Dumb as fucking dog-shit. That is priceless."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2024

I'm Smart

No you are not

Person 1: I'm Smart
Person 2: Dude you are the dumbest fucking human being alive, shut the hell up

by SpiritMage April 30, 2025

If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas

Do you see how retarded that sounds when you read it?

A retard "If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas? Huh!? You ever think of THAT?"

Hym "Why would you steal the ideas of someone who's less intelligent than you? This is what I'm talking about guys. This is the kind of shit people say to me. If I'm so smart then why are they stealing my ideas instead of using their own supposedly equally smart ideas? You're stealing them because they're worth more than literally anything else you could steal. Literally. Which is why the only equivalent recourse is the child murder. There is no split. You would need an entirely new category that goes beyond grand larceny to describe this. Super-Omega Larceny Minor (It's not supreme because I'm not the one doing it). But really! How stupid are these people 'If you're so smart... Why am I stealing from you?' It's really the best they can do. If I'm not so smart what is there to steal. There wouldn't be anything to steal you fucking idiot."

by Hym Iam June 26, 2025