Salty Apples

When an Asian person hypnotized the apple. They put salt on it.

Person 1, ewww what’s on those apples?
Asian person, SALT!! YUMMY
Person 1, are those salty apples?
Aisan person,YESSSS

by Øffical.ava May 8, 2018

Salty

The angry, upset, or agitated feeling one gets when expecting a positive result, but receiving a negative one.

Bro, we had been texting none stop all week so I was sure she was gonna let me smash this weekend. So I hit her up Saturday night to see if I could come over. Tell me why this chick said "nah, my house just burned down." Smh, I wasted all that time for some bullsh*t. Im mad salty right now.

by Asher Goodchild July 5, 2017

Salty Sea Captain

When you nut on a girls back into her butt dimples and place a little paper boat on it.

"I gave sarah the salty sea captain last night, and now she won't let me finish on her back anymore."

by DZG August 29, 2020

Salty

Everyone's salty on this universe so why the FUCK are you judging?

Retarded Roblox player : omg ur so salty ecks dee

by ValIsDesperate May 6, 2019

Salty Miller

When you finger your girls sweaty butt and taste it.

She was such a hoss in the gym that I fantasized about getting her back to my place and giving her a Salty Miller.

by Spanksee May 17, 2023

Salty

upset about something

2 problems tho:

1) they're division rivals with the Ravens

2) I'm still salty about the Amari Cooper trade

by johnzilla1126 May 19, 2024

Salty

I thought "salty" only very recently acquired this meaning (see the other entries). However, I came across it in a book published in 1969 "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress" by Robert A. Heinlein near the top of page 32.

'Don't jump salty, beautiful"

by A handle not already used March 29, 2019