Salty Oklahoma

When you start getting hot and heavy and instead of putting on a condom, you pour at minimum 6 packets of iodized salt into her vagina.

“Yo Chad I heard you banged Linda!”

“Yeah man she was an easy rider”

“I thought you said you didn’t have condoms tho.”

“It’s alright I just gave her a salty Oklahoma.”

by KeithTheAssBasket November 7, 2019

Salty Cellarius

It all stated because he couldent sit in a FUCKING SEAT. And he has a small penis (Im not gay)

Salty Cellarius Is a fucking whore

by Reesie‘s puffs May 6, 2019

Salty

A person who has obviously had WAY to much salt on their eggs this morning.

Example:
(me) What u doing
(Blake) WTF U DOIN. U ASK 2 MANY QUESTINS
(me) how much salt did you have this morning
(Blake) I HAS WHOLE BOX OF SALT CUZ IT TASTE GOOD. NOW GO WAY U COW
(me) you salty kid

by Kawaii_Kitty967 September 25, 2018

Chocolate Salty Balls

A sexual act between consenting adults which starts with a man's testicles being covered with chocolate pudding and sprinkled with salt. At which point the man's partner will lick/suck the coating clean off.

May also reference a song performed by the chef on the popular late night animated series, South Park.

Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls...
Stick 'em in your mouth, and suck em!!

by ChuckInDuuupps December 2, 2017

Salty Monk

Rhyming slang for spunk (gentlemans relish) and also a drinking establishment in South West England.

Mark - 'OOhhh AAhhh that feels so good, I am so close right now, where do you want me to come?'

Emma - 'Come on big boy, just Salty Monk on my face'

by AliUK September 16, 2010

Salty Dog

When you shoot and the dog licks it up!

‘’Oh yea I’m close’’
‘’Go on cum for me’’
‘’ ahhh’’
‘’ oh look the dog is licking it up’’

It was the most unprepared threesome when I came, and the dog kicked it up, it was a salty dog

by HeezusChrist93 December 26, 2021

Salty

Often used in the game "League of Legends" to describe a player that is aggitated with someone/ the game.

Wow Omer you're so salty chill man, it's only a game

by WeebZo October 10, 2017