It... shattered

The quote that you say after whipping a school chromebook with the charger and the shards go everywhere.

"Come on! Do it!"
"Ok..."
*SMASH*
"It... shattered"

by plungebot April 18, 2025

It... shattered

The act of whipping a glass computer screen while on a call with a friend.

person 1: Are you recording?
person 2: Yes.
person 1: Ok... Get back to work!!!!
*BOOM*
person 1: It... shattered

by plungebot April 25, 2025

Elodan's Hat

The crusty ring of blood you find around your nipples - the morning after having spent a night with industrial strength crocodile clips clamped around them.

That bird last night was a right sort ! Woke up this morning wearing Elodan's hat.

by Rex Press November 22, 2010

Sade's Hat Trick

A sex act performed among four men on a camping trip, whereby the recipient is stripped and bent over a table, small incisions are made on both sides below the bottom rib, and he is penetrated in three open orifices, leaving the mouth open so that his friends can enjoy his screams.

We pulled Sade's Hat Trick on Jack last Saturday, but he pulled through and we went fishing the next day.

by Marquis de Bad April 18, 2016

cardinal’s hat

The glans penis, particularly one of a deep red colour.

Bashing the bishop? More like chafing the cardinal’s hat

by Exkingzog January 26, 2020

Keira's hat

A hat Keira will defend with her life, she will go to extreme lengths to ensure that any one who touches her hat suffers greatly. She also feels naked without it

Keira: "TOUCH MY HAT AND I WILL FUCKING END YOU."

Justin: *touches Keira's hat* *gets killed*

by Sailor boy December 2, 2021

That’s hat

Truth; to be what isn’t a lie; not cap; ain’t no lie

Joe burrow is valid

That’s hat

by Joe shiesty February 13, 2022