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Professional Glazer

A person who (figuratively) cannot get someone's dick out their mouth. Example ESSAY from a professional glazer:

Faith is a very likeable, but shy girl. She can seem distant at times, but that's just her being shy. She's absolutely gorgeous although she is very self conscious. She never really puts herself out there. She always dresses cute, and will constantly smell like a yummy perfume. She's the girl that everyone has a crush on at least once because she has that classic charm that can attract anyone. When she opens up she is very witty, funny, and fun. She will always be there when you are down, and almost always knows exactly what to say to make you feel better. She's really great at flirting in a kind of funny and adorkable way that can attract anyone. She has that home kinda feel to her. Like the girl next door. Also is very smart and laid back. She always gets her homework done and will be open to letting anyone copy off her just because that's the kinda person she is.

by Coolerthanyouuuuuuuuuuu May 7, 2017
Coolerthanyouuuuuuuuuuuu, you fucking professional glazer, shame on you. Glazing = no pussy, none, zero, nada. Be better teacher's pet looking ass
by Churros_XD July 5, 2024
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Profugopopuloperplateasphobia

Please don’t take me out there I’m scared of homeless people ,I have Profugopopuloperplateasphobia
by Dabiohazardurbandictionarist December 4, 2024
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Profiction

An ultimate anti-censorship viewpoint on media as a whole, even media involving taboo or conventionally sensitive subjects, glorified or not.
I wouldn’t personally consider myself profiction, I believe the morality of certain content should act as a factor towards it’s right to exist or be publicised.
by Saffronvera December 9, 2024
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Proff Syndrome

It is a condition characterized by a series of symptoms in which medical students, typically during the period leading up to professional exams, experience obsessive thinking about study materials. This may be accompanied by hallucinations or visualizations of the study content in unrelated aspects of their surroundings.
Aahil saw the pharyngeal arches in the momo, he is definitely suffering from Proff Syndrome.
by Nowpora December 14, 2024
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ProfitMcKnight

"You're a ProfitMcKnight"
by The Thug in Chief December 30, 2024
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profitsaga

profit-saga (SAH-GAH) means a journey of making money (profit). almost like a true story on the adventures of how you became successful financially. this meaning is used almost like you made an monopoly and have a story to it.
here is how I've made a profitsaga over the course of my life...
by nextup2025youllseeyourself January 7, 2025
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Professional Time Waster

Professional Time Waster:
A new online trend. A person who deliberately enters high-end shops or dealerships, secretly films staff, pretends to be a serious buyer, has no intention of purchasing, and exists purely to waste time, make content for a living, and sometimes score freebies.
Their motto is:
“Their time, my money.”
Lee: Bruv… have you seen them videos on YouTube? That Polish geezer who walks into them high-end shops and car dealerships?
Frank: Yeah, bruv, LOL.
Lee: He acts like he’s gonna buy stuff and just wastes everyone’s time. Salesmen and managers get well pissed off when they find out, bruv, LOL.
Frank: Innit, bruv? The comment section’s is always calling him a professional time waster too, LOL.
Lee: LOL.
by Jamie Cheese January 25, 2026
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