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penis muncher

a male or female that likes to have penis in their mouth very often
by curryapple November 19, 2011
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hard penis

When a penis is fully erect and feels realy hard like a plank of wood.
Renee- "OMG Theo you have an extremely big hard penis! it feels so amazing inside me" ☺
by Likeabossbitch May 13, 2016
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the penis game

A game played by teenagers when either bored or desperate for attention. The game is played with two or more people. It starts out with someone whispering the word, "Penis," and it keeps getting louder from there until the word is being shouted.
Never play the penis game in a church.
by LAM April 7, 2005
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penis raider

Someone who cuts the penis from the balls and keeps it in a Asda bag and keeps it for safe keeping.

Legend says that at 9:30am in the morning a ritual happens where the Penis Raider sticks all the penises he raided last night up his rectum.
Ashley Hunter snuck into Adam Szlamps room and cut the penis from the ballsack
by Peter Simmons February 1, 2005
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Penis wipe

A synthesised fabric coated with a layer of Aloa Vera which obsourbs the licquid coming out a males penis.
Daymm girl i needa PENIS WIPE!!.
by Alexa and Aisha August 1, 2009
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Man Penis

If you don't shut the fuck up you will experience the wrath of my man penis.
by JizzleAyyKizzleAyy October 25, 2008
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disco penis

a. the smell of a mans genitalia after a day of sport, night of raving.

reminiscent to the odour of billings gate fish market on a warm summers evening, disco penis can be best described, in the words of the late dr brett mckeekle, as "a catastrophic stench, akin to that of hot garbage, or a rotting corpse"

b. the small and shriveled state of a mans goods after a night on some good amphetamine. otherwise known as "pilly willy"
---Examples---

a. "Jasper was put off banging Gats because of the horrendous stench from his disco penis"

"Louis was good in the sack" said bobby, "but horrendous case of disco penis, it smelt like big foots dick"

b. Sindbad seems to always suffer from severe pilly willy
by Ballsackhre March 18, 2010
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