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Noodling

The act of slinging or placing wet spaghetti or noodles over parked cars as a prank.
This may be considered vandalism by local authorities, I am not responsible for you being a dumbass and noodling everywhere and getting arrested.
"Yeah dude me and my friends got super high and went noodling last night, made it onto local news."
by AubreyJams October 19, 2017
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foodle your noodle

Verb: The act of fapping in a particularly creepy manner.
Herbert the pervert: Cone over here little boy. Let me foodle your noodle.
by ViSiX May 19, 2014
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Noodle

A completely useless piece of trash.

Something or someone that is of no use to anyone and has no value.
Felipe: Why do we call him Noodle?
Misfit: He's about as efficient as a noodle. He squirms around, hes gross, just useless.
by Flint Mathews June 3, 2020
mugGet the Noodlemug.

cook the noodle

When you throw a noodle party using microwaveable noodles on a college campus. Originated from a legendary college student.
Rick: We need to cook the noodle!
Mark: What?
Rick: The Noodle!
by MSM Kids December 25, 2013
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Ramen noodle

A narcissist slash arrogant plant that produces cocaine through photosynthesis
Yeah, that ramen noodle feeds off of toadstools
by White Girls at Starbucks February 14, 2017
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Noodle

He has a noodle penis
by Happymudafucka September 21, 2020
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Pushing the noodle

The act of trying to do a task that the very act of doing the task injects an element of randomness. Envision a wet spaghetti noodle on a table, and trying to "push the noodle" across the table. See also: herding cats.
Man, trying to get anything through the finance department is like pushing the noodle - you never know where they are going to block you next, but I keep trying to make progress.
by InterestingTidbits June 13, 2025
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