"Noah" Syndrome

Named after a discord user who goes by the name "Noah", Its a syndrome where an individual constantly uses sexual innuendo or sexualizes everything to all individuals despite their sexual orientation, gender, marital status or in some cases, maturity. The syndrome is uncurable as of 2024.

"bro this guy is constantly sexualizing everything"

"hes got "Noah" Syndrome he does that

by ChaozTyphoon March 16, 2024

And neither is Noah

Even under a different name I referred to myself as an employee of a group home and not the retard who lives there. How do you not get this? I'm just telling the truth guys. And how is ignoring the words I'm saying and doing whatever your were going to do working for you fuck face?

Hym "And neither is Noah. What the fuck is wrong with you? What part of 'she had better not be fucking this retard' do you not understand? Noah did not create AI. I don't know what he has been doing while I was not around but... PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE BEEN ALLOWED TO DO IT, HUH GUYS!?"

by Hym Iam July 8, 2025

NOAH

Very black man who loves to smoke weed and doesn’t give a fuck about school

Dude James and Gavin are acting like such a NOAH

by Xuperman November 21, 2021

Noah

This is coming from a Noah: We are socially awkward, we don't like being around people we don't know. We keep the same friends for a long time, and rarely make new friends. If you make us mad, u gon' die. If we get pissed off, the whole world will hear our rage. We like Video Games and computers, and are (kinda) athletic. We don't think we are special in any way. We have alot of autistic friends. We are able to talk to girls ok(ish) We can't really express our feelings on our own, for we will get embarrassed. You often have to make the first move. Fuck Noah's Ark jokes.

Is that Noah? He's so cu- wait. What happened to him!? HE HASN'T COMBED HIS HAIR OH NO!

Oh, but he has a nice dick...

by TEE ARR GEE November 29, 2021

noah arthur brown

a ginger man that skates

you know noah arthur brown, yeah he skates

by penislov3r69 April 10, 2020

Noah

Their someone who needs to know how amazing they are, they are so incredibly stunning. They have a hard time knowing how great they are so they need people to tell them. They see the greatness is even the worse people, they bring out the best of someone. They try to hide their emotions, keeping them a secret from the rest of the world, so treat them with kindness, never ever lie and/or break them.

Kennedy: Damn you look hot in that shirt
Noah: no I don’t
Kennedy: yes you fucking do

by Keddyrex November 26, 2021

Noah

Great friend and always tells secrets

Noah told my secret I am mad

by Emorcool February 26, 2023