To curse a lesser person for getting in your way by doing some you hate or find stupid. Works on all kinds of machines and is very effective when smiting someone is totally called for.
by The Admiral July 9, 2003
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People described as The Machine are known to partake in the practice of putting lemon juice in their hair resulting in 'natural highlights'.
People described as The Machine are known to partake in the practice of putting lemon juice in their hair resulting in 'natural highlights'.
Jimmy: I wonder why that lad goes into the shed every lunch time?
Bob: Because he's The Machine!
Jimmy: Ah, i get ya.
Bob: Because he's The Machine!
Jimmy: Ah, i get ya.
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"yeah i know it was gay."
"why what happened"
"some wigger did an atlantic city slot machine to my girlfriend and i got so pissed off."
"why what happened"
"some wigger did an atlantic city slot machine to my girlfriend and i got so pissed off."
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