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Shitload of Fuck Moment 

A moment where something happens that seems so improbable, so unpredictable, so unfair, that it seems like life is just trying to bitch-slap you across the face, for no real reason.
Man A: "yeah so i was walking home today, and some crazy lady knees me in the balls, and tells me i better pay child support soon! Ive never even met her!"
Man B: "that sounds like a real Shitload of Fuck Moment."
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Brown-Acid Moment 

When your visioning something that is unexplainable or fuckin' crazy
Sam saw Lucifer blow the salt from the salt circle
Girl: Are you okay?
Sam: Yeah im just...
Lucifer: Having a brown-acid moment?

A Maurice Moment 

A maurice moment is when one does something gay without noticing it
Ex. Bro 1: i like holding my gfs purse. Feels kinda nice

Bro 2: what

Bro 1: Sorry i had a maurice moment

bhen ki choot moment 

When you fuck your gujarati sister in your room but your mum opens the door on you and your climax in your sister
Person 1 : Dude, did you make your sis pregnant?
Person 2: Yeah, it was a bhen ki choot moment

I feel like I had a real G moment today

Quote by Serena Williams at the conclusion of her victory speech at the 2010 Australian Open. Obviously a reference to the Gatorade commercials, but can be (and will be) taken out of context.
(wins AO) Serena Williams: I feel like I had a real G moment today!

(smokes some weed) Serena Williams: I feel like I had a real G moment today!

douchebag moment 

A phrase used to call out a douchebag comment. Also Known As Douchebaggery.

Rules Regarding The Use Of The Word 'Douchebag Douchebag Moment':
1) Never Used As A Compliment.
2) If One Does Not Call Out The Douchebag Moment, The Douchebagger Must Admit To Their Wrong Doings.
3) If One Does Call Out To The Douchebag Moment, The Douchebagger Must Say "Douchebag Moment."
4) If The Douchebagger Does Not Comply, A Beating Is Necessary.
5) The Beatings Mentioned In Rule 4 Must Be Random, As In When The Douchebag Least Expects It. The Douchebagger Can Say Douchebag Moment While Getting Beat, But It Will Have No Meaning And The Beating Will Stay In Effect.
6) Retaliation Is Only Permittable If A Low Blow Is Obtained. A Low Blow Is A Crotch Shot For Males, Cunt Punt And Boob Punches For Females.
Rule 1 example.
Girl: Ugh, I Feel Stuffed.
Boy: You Look Stuffed.

Rule 2)
-After Boy Says Comment=
*silence*
Boy: *sigh* Douchebag Moment.

Rule 3)
-After Boy Says 'You Look Stuffed'-
Girl: That Was So Douchebaggish.
Boy: Douchebag Moment.....*whispers* bitch

Rule 4)
-After Boy Says 'You Look Stuffed'-
Girl: That Was So Douchebaggish.
Boy: *shrugs* So?
Girl: So Say Douchebag Moment.
Boy: Why?
Girl: Fine *thinks to self* You will soon learn...

Rule 5)
-Boy Naps On Couch-
Girl: *jumps on Boy while slugging him in the face* GrrAhh
Boy: Ahhh! What's This For!??! *shields face*
Girl: You...*puches Boy's lip* Didn't....*gives Boy bloody nose* Say....*punches Boy's adam's apple* Douchebag Moment!!!
Boy: *cries* DOUCHEBAG MOMENT!
Girl: Too Late *knees Boy's gut*

Rule 6)
Girl: *knees Boy in crotch*
Boy: RETALIATION! *head butts girl*
douchebag moment by ViolentChick February 14, 2010

man moment 

A moment of pure, impure, somewhat sanctimonious rage, fulfilled by men. Usually violent and destructive. Most common on Mondays, hence the phrase "Man Moment Monday", and most dangerously found in March, hence the phrase "Man Moment March".
J: "I'M HAVING A MAN MOMENT"
N: "YO J CHILL"
man moment by sovietjamie February 28, 2020